Ninja H2 Miniature Model

I’ve had my H2 for three years. This sits on my desk and every guy who walks in stops mid-sentence. The mist out the exhaust is ridiculous. I love it.

My bike’s in the garage and I’m in a cubicle until 5. This is the closest I get at 2 p.m. on a Tuesday. Worth every dollar.

Nothing on my desk ever started a conversation until this. Coworkers who don’t ride keep asking to press the button.

I’ve got a shelf of diecast bikes. This is the first one that actually does something. The mist is a gimmick and I’m completely sold on it.

Never bought myself a gift like this. Figured I earned it. The green frame on the stand looks like it’s about to launch.

I keep it in the garage next to the real thing. Bike and bike. My wife says I have a problem.

He talks about this bike like it’s family. I got him this for our anniversary and he went quiet, then asked me to turn the lights off so he could see it better. Keeping that one in the win column.

I know nothing about motorcycles. I knew he loved this one. That was enough. He’s shown it to everyone.

He says he doesn’t want presents. Then he sat on the floor with the remote for twenty minutes. I’ll take it.

Thirty years married and I finally found a gift that wasn’t socks. He’s moved it three times to find the right spot.

My father rode for forty years. I wanted him to have a piece of it in the house. It’s next to his chair.

He pretends he doesn’t care about gifts. He’s rearranged the whole bookshelf around it.

Dad can’t ride anymore. The remote is easy for him and he runs the lights every evening.

Bought it for Dad’s 70th. He showed it to the whole street.

My son just got his license and talks about nothing but this bike. His favorite gift on Christmas morning. The remote is the best part.

I’d rather he stare at a model than a real one for another couple of years. He’s happy, I’m happy.

Drew the guy who talks about nothing but his bike. This was the one gift that got a real reaction.

Bought it for my buddy’s birthday. He sent me three photos of it that night.

He’s bought me a beer for every year I’ve known him. I owed him one. This was it.

He said, ‘You remembered the bike.’ That’s all I needed to hear.

It’s not about the price. It’s that I paid attention to what he loves and proved it.

She actually listens when I talk about my bike. Got me this. I’m not okay.

My daughter remembered I pointed at that bike in a magazine twelve years ago. I’m still sitting here.

Press the button, mist rolls out of the exhaust. I’ve done it forty times. Won’t stop.

The wheel turns on the stand like it’s idling at the line. I’m 55 and I made engine noises.

Green on my black desk looks unreal. Instant photo material.

Everyone assumes it’s a gift for a guy. I bought it for myself. Green frame on my desk, lights on, remote in hand. Best $99 I’ve spent on my own bike obsession.

She’s been on her H2 longer than she’s been married to me. Wanted something for her that wasn’t flowers. She laughed, then pressed the button about ten times.

My grandson showed me this. I said I never thought a toy would make me miss the road. Now it’s on my nightstand and I’m talking about 1974 again.

Grandpa taught me everything about bikes. He can’t ride anymore. He sat with the remote for an hour and told me every ride he ever took on one.

Passed my test last month, bike’s still two months away. This keeps me patient. I look at it before bed like it’s already mine.

Got it as a retirement present from my crew. Said they wanted me to keep a bike nearby now that I’m done working. I got a little emotional.

My parents got it for me after I finished school. I haven’t saved enough for a real one yet. This is my promise to myself.

He’s overseas for work and misses his bike. I mailed him this. He facetimed me the second it arrived and held it up to the camera.

Built a corner of the basement around my hobby. This sits on a shelf under a spotlight. Mist and all. My buddies think I’m ridiculous and they all want one.

I forgot his birthday last year. This year I showed up with this. He said we’re even.

Got one for each of my groomsmen who ride. They all ended up on a shelf next to a framed photo of their bike. Worth the order.

My daughter wants to ride like her mom. This is on her dresser and she calls it her ‘bike.’ She presses the remote every morning.

It’s in the background of every stream. Chat asks about it more than the game. Lights on, mist when I need a laugh.

My brother got me this after I sold my bike to pay a bill. Didn’t say a word. I teared up reading the card.

Rode through my service years and never again after. This brings it all back without leaving the house. My wife saw my face when I opened it.

He talks about this bike more than he talks about his kids. I figured I’d finally give him something that fits his personality.

Gave this to a coworker who covered my shifts when my father was in the hospital. He rides. He has not stopped thanking me.

My son rides and I never understood why. Bought this to say I’m trying. He called me that night and we talked for an hour.

Wrapped it, left it under the tree. He picked up the box, shook it, went silent when he opened it. Five stars for the silence.

My husband’s been looking at this bike for years but never buys himself anything. I hid this for three weeks. He found it and still acted surprised.

Winter means my bike’s covered in the garage. This gets me through to March. Lights on, mist out, I’m eight again.

I’ve bought plenty of static models. The remote, lights and mist make this feel like a different category. A little more than a model, a little less than a toy, and I like that.

Bought one for my brother, then ordered another for myself before it even arrived. Fine, I’ll say it: I’m the problem.

The green trellis frame is the first thing you notice. Silver exhaust, black body. They got the look right.

Perfect for the guy who has everything. Put it on his desk the same night. Only wish the page said how big it is.

He’s 16 and obsessed with this exact bike. He’s not allowed one yet. This is the closest he’ll get for now, and he’s thrilled.

Office gift exchange. He took it back to his desk and nobody else got anything done.

The lights make it look like a showpiece. Makes my office look like I have taste.

I figured it’d feel cheap for $99. It doesn’t. It looks the part.

Almost didn’t buy a gift from a site I’d never heard of. He loves it. Arrived fine.

Love it. I wish the page had told me how big it is before I ordered. It’s a good size for a desk, but I was guessing.

Great gift. Had to figure out what batteries the remote needs after it arrived. Put it on the page.

Took a while to arrive but it was intact. Would order again.

Hesitated because I’d never heard of the store. Arrived in good shape and my husband hasn’t left it alone since.

Love it. Would have liked more info on the page about size and the remote’s batteries. Figured it out, but I’d rather have known.

Took longer than I hoped, but it showed up intact and the reaction made up for it.

You do have to add water for the mist, which I expected. It’s a small step for a good effect. Still impressed every time.

It’s a display piece, and as a display piece it looks great. I wasn’t expecting a ride-on toy and I’m glad I didn’t buy it as one.

Cool, but the mist needs water and you have to refill it. I expected that. Just know going in.